i forgot about the warning for geoffrey and got the fright of my life LMAO. this was really well put together and i'm SUPER impressed by the time frame omg. <333!!!
from what i could play, i had so much fun!! yes, my fun included me stressfully pulling at my hair and sighing and trying not to strangle certain characters. but that's exactly what i found so fun! excited for the fixed release! <3 and i'll try downloading it to see if that helps, bc i'm playing on browser version rn.
Hello, treasured consumer. I recently stalked Peter Molyneux down the streets of Guildford and blackmailed him with some seriously salacious photos of him playing the free-to-play digital collectible card game Fable Fortune and trying to grind out matches so he didn't have to pay out of pocket for any of the game's copious upgrades that would honestly streamline the experience for a fraction of the cost of a standard pay-to-win piece of slop like Marvel Rivals. Anyway we brought Peter onboard to spearhead the release of the Actually Playable Edition of this game, which is out now! It should work in-browser and via download. Do not reach out to Peter Molyneux for comment.
so i think ive finished it? it feels like theres some dialog missing hoever i still think this s great. i do which it could get an update it fix some of the bugs.
Thank you so much for playing!!! We were on fumes when plugging in the script so we only did some cursory testing to see if the whole thing kinda worked. The fact that it breaks about 10 lines before the end is very silly and a new build will definitely fix it! We're just not allowed to submit it until the voting period for the jam is over 🙃
I've noticed you've mentiond it in the other coments and understad. I allsow can't imagine how hard it must have been to make it in such little time. If i may ask can you inform me when you update it if posible? (simpaly replaing to this comant would be enouth)
I'd like to expirience the game as it was intented. I've allsow played cupid's kiss and i absolutly love both there games :)
Hello, treasured consumer. We have stretched the psychological limits of our unpaid QA interns from the digital college across the street in order to produce for you, specifically, the Actually Playable Edition of this game. It should now work in-browser or via download.
Hello, treasured consumer. We have successfully taken out $12,000 in loans in order to fund the development of the newly released Actually Playable Edition of this game. It should now work in-browser or via download. They refuse to lift the lien on my home so I have sent my children to an olde-timey industrial coal mine to pick slate and earn what little scrip our studio now subsists on.
for some reason after nightmare calls out geoff (msg ~come on man~ give me a break) i cant see any new msgs in general :( otherwise this is so good and lowk gave me anxiety on how realistic it was lol
lmao imagine actually being so offended over an r-slur, an AI pfp, and similar things that you ruin the game you're working on hahaha. I hope you understand that this type of sensitive chatter and attitude does NOT get you anywhere in the real world. This is some really chronically online type shi*.
You say that as an insult, but he was correct hahaha. Please touch grass. Everyone else was completely insufferable. Like, no normal person types to each other that way. Normal people don't use lame excuses to not finish work. Normal people don't use dev chat spaces to go UwU at each other. This dev group was doomed to fail not because of the PM, but because of the complete lack of professionalism from everyone else involved, including the problematic dev. It read like every single person in that chat besides Geoff was 14 years old. Grow up.
i am 14 !!!! ive never made a game before bcs im too busy uwuing and using exclamation marks actually!!!!
(just replying bcs i love the implication that us, a team of devs, many of whom have been in successful projects before, some of us who work in game dev or dev-related fields professionally, do not know what the atmosphere of a dev chat is like. hate the game all you want, i mean, the characters are caricatures and that isn't for everyone. i'm literally not that funny either. but lol ive made more successful games with uwu folks than geofs, who ive seen blacklisted for their shit on several occasions. of course you're welcome to show dms of your dev chats and the great atmospheres there)
chill out, dude. you're no better than any of the characters you're complaining about. there's lots of ways of responding and stating your opinion that don't involve being an ass
i'm currently a few minutes in, and wow those content warnings are extremely accurate. the characters are way too realistic in the best way possible, makes me feel chronically online because these are absolutely people i've seen
i felt actual dread whenever i had a new dm popped up or i had to catch up on a channel's discussion, incredible
i think it broke right at the end for me when the leader snapped, so no new messages were showing but the typing indicators were working, which i thought was an absolutely realistic depiction of the tenseness until i had to input a dialogue option that seemed completely unrelated to the conversation
Hello, treasured consumer. I took three tabs of acid this morning and find myself walking on a platform two inches off the ground at all times, and I think the magnetic potential energy that's now being stored between my feet and the floor is what has powered the manifestation of the Actually Playable Edition of this game, which is out now! It'll work in-browser or via download. I have every intention to meet with John Brown personally and carry his spirit with me in a whale oil lantern until either the Fifth Great Awakening arrives or my feet return to the floor. It is nice not tracking dust all over the place, though : )
I'm not sure what's going on with my PC and settings, but the game was glitchy for me at a certain point so I couldn't continue. I retried several times, but it was always at that same part.
From what I could play, I was really enjoying it. And chuckling out loud several times. ChatSim games always attract my attention, and the drama was fun.
Hello, treasured consumer. After a fraught battle with HR I successfully managed to keep my position on the development team long enough to release the Actually Playable Edition of this game, which is out now! It should work in-browser or via download. I am legally obligated to say I am no longer affiliated with LunaMakaio Games.
there's a glitch once i get to the part where nightmare says 'give me a break' here none of the other character's lines show up (in browser) but noises/typing/prompts to choose lines still show up
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I LOVE THE VIRGIL PFP
HELL YEAH <3
REAL ONES KNOW
Wow, such an honor…
Absolutely awful.
10/10
i forgot about the warning for geoffrey and got the fright of my life LMAO. this was really well put together and i'm SUPER impressed by the time frame omg. <333!!!
from what i could play, i had so much fun!! yes, my fun included me stressfully pulling at my hair and sighing and trying not to strangle certain characters. but that's exactly what i found so fun! excited for the fixed release! <3 and i'll try downloading it to see if that helps, bc i'm playing on browser version rn.
Hello, treasured consumer. I recently stalked Peter Molyneux down the streets of Guildford and blackmailed him with some seriously salacious photos of him playing the free-to-play digital collectible card game Fable Fortune and trying to grind out matches so he didn't have to pay out of pocket for any of the game's copious upgrades that would honestly streamline the experience for a fraction of the cost of a standard pay-to-win piece of slop like Marvel Rivals. Anyway we brought Peter onboard to spearhead the release of the Actually Playable Edition of this game, which is out now! It should work in-browser and via download. Do not reach out to Peter Molyneux for comment.
I could never make an game in 3 hours!!! good job to anyone who helped/made this!! looks amazing and im excited to play!!
bruh who downvoted this
maybe it was Geoffry :o
havent finished playing yet but ive noticed the saving doesnt really work.
so i think ive finished it? it feels like theres some dialog missing hoever i still think this s great. i do which it could get an update it fix some of the bugs.
allsow i love the way the characters are written.
Thank you so much for playing!!! We were on fumes when plugging in the script so we only did some cursory testing to see if the whole thing kinda worked. The fact that it breaks about 10 lines before the end is very silly and a new build will definitely fix it! We're just not allowed to submit it until the voting period for the jam is over 🙃
I've noticed you've mentiond it in the other coments and understad. I allsow can't imagine how hard it must have been to make it in such little time. If i may ask can you inform me when you update it if posible? (simpaly replaing to this comant would be enouth)
I'd like to expirience the game as it was intented. I've allsow played cupid's kiss and i absolutly love both there games :)
if you could update me too? im having the same issue
For sure! 😊
Hello, treasured consumer. We have stretched the psychological limits of our unpaid QA interns from the digital college across the street in order to produce for you, specifically, the Actually Playable Edition of this game. It should now work in-browser or via download.
For sure! 😊
Hello, treasured consumer. We have successfully taken out $12,000 in loans in order to fund the development of the newly released Actually Playable Edition of this game. It should now work in-browser or via download. They refuse to lift the lien on my home so I have sent my children to an olde-timey industrial coal mine to pick slate and earn what little scrip our studio now subsists on.
for some reason after nightmare calls out geoff (msg ~come on man~ give me a break) i cant see any new msgs in general :( otherwise this is so good and lowk gave me anxiety on how realistic it was lol
PEAK
oh my god this was so fun ive replayed so many times im so normal about these characters. fine i'll start the ao3 tag
if you start an ao3 tag ill join you tbf
lmao imagine actually being so offended over an r-slur, an AI pfp, and similar things that you ruin the game you're working on hahaha. I hope you understand that this type of sensitive chatter and attitude does NOT get you anywhere in the real world. This is some really chronically online type shi*.
hi geof
if only geof knew i was unemployed
You say that as an insult, but he was correct hahaha. Please touch grass. Everyone else was completely insufferable. Like, no normal person types to each other that way. Normal people don't use lame excuses to not finish work. Normal people don't use dev chat spaces to go UwU at each other. This dev group was doomed to fail not because of the PM, but because of the complete lack of professionalism from everyone else involved, including the problematic dev. It read like every single person in that chat besides Geoff was 14 years old. Grow up.
i am 14 !!!! ive never made a game before bcs im too busy uwuing and using exclamation marks actually!!!!
(just replying bcs i love the implication that us, a team of devs, many of whom have been in successful projects before, some of us who work in game dev or dev-related fields professionally, do not know what the atmosphere of a dev chat is like. hate the game all you want, i mean, the characters are caricatures and that isn't for everyone. i'm literally not that funny either. but lol ive made more successful games with uwu folks than geofs, who ive seen blacklisted for their shit on several occasions. of course you're welcome to show dms of your dev chats and the great atmospheres there)
did you even beat the game bro 😂
i beat it 20 times ;)
Omg unrelated but have you heard the beat it cover by fall out boy its great
LOL I've never seen someone miss the point so bad. Ever had fun?
he's roleplaying fr
(Great game! Hope updates come soon!)
Just like you <3
Bro shut up i see you everywhere
No
chill out, dude. you're no better than any of the characters you're complaining about. there's lots of ways of responding and stating your opinion that don't involve being an ass
got me TILTED STG. so good 10/10 i've met all these people for real
i'm currently a few minutes in, and wow those content warnings are extremely accurate. the characters are way too realistic in the best way possible, makes me feel chronically online because these are absolutely people i've seen
art and the whole theme is really cute as well!!
i felt actual dread whenever i had a new dm popped up or i had to catch up on a channel's discussion, incredible
i think it broke right at the end for me when the leader snapped, so no new messages were showing but the typing indicators were working, which i thought was an absolutely realistic depiction of the tenseness until i had to input a dialogue option that seemed completely unrelated to the conversation
Hello, treasured consumer. I took three tabs of acid this morning and find myself walking on a platform two inches off the ground at all times, and I think the magnetic potential energy that's now being stored between my feet and the floor is what has powered the manifestation of the Actually Playable Edition of this game, which is out now! It'll work in-browser or via download. I have every intention to meet with John Brown personally and carry his spirit with me in a whale oil lantern until either the Fifth Great Awakening arrives or my feet return to the floor. It is nice not tracking dust all over the place, though : )
I'm not sure what's going on with my PC and settings, but the game was glitchy for me at a certain point so I couldn't continue. I retried several times, but it was always at that same part.
From what I could play, I was really enjoying it. And chuckling out loud several times. ChatSim games always attract my attention, and the drama was fun.
Its not your pc we unfortunately have lots of bugs and we cant fix until the jams voting period is over !!
hope you get to play the full thing when we fix it
Hello, treasured consumer. After a fraught battle with HR I successfully managed to keep my position on the development team long enough to release the Actually Playable Edition of this game, which is out now! It should work in-browser or via download. I am legally obligated to say I am no longer affiliated with LunaMakaio Games.
there's a glitch once i get to the part where nightmare says 'give me a break' here none of the other character's lines show up (in browser) but noises/typing/prompts to choose lines still show up
Unfortunately we had no time for QA, but se will address the bugs once the jams voting period is over!! Thanks for plaything though:)
i so love this game i so evry much love it. i swear and double swear
beans
shut up
Unhinged.
waht is THIS
I DON'T KNOW BUT ITS VERU FUNNY